The Wish Corruptor

[Sakura]

Granted, but all the answers are wrong and you fail the class.

I wish I could do a back flip on the trampoline and not get hurt or fall off.

[Summerbreeze]

Granted but you lose the ability to jump so never can again

I wish a had a great tasting, unlimeted supply of OJ

[Rainstorm]

Granted, but even though it tastes alright it's gone off and you get rare near-fatal disease.
I wish that I got a better mark in the R.S. assesment we did without cheating - not that I did cheat. I didn't even revise much.

[Sakura]

Granted, but the teacher ends up hating you and marks all of your assignments horribly.

I wish I school didn't start so freakin' early and I could sleep in till ten and I would wake up perfectly healthy and not be attacked by anything and the school would not blow up when i got there and it would not transport, change times, end late, everyone hate me, someone/thing take over the school to make me miserable, a diease consuming everything, over load of work, etc.

[silver[[rivid]]]

granted, but we all die so you are alone in the world and you can't find anything to do...
ehhe

I wish that poppeh wasn't such a great poster

[Sakura]

xD

Granted, but then I quit Role Playing for ever and suddenly disappear to Europe.

I wish I wished for this wish earlier.

[silver[[rivid]]]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DUN LEAVE ME!!!!!

Granted, but I can't move it

I wish I could be all powerful!!!

[Sakura]

Granted, but then you lose control and it errupts mobs coming after you and chasing you and catch you and put you in a cage with hungry n00bs to constantly perster you for the rest of you life. xD

I wish you could move my wish from before.

[silver[[rivid]]]

AGH!!!! THE NEWBS ARE AFTER ME!!!!!!!!

Granted, but I dun know how I can...

I wish I knew how to move posts

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but you forget how to type so you can't post anything anymore!

I wish there was a yellow lid in my collection
(NO I DON'T COLLECT LIDS)