The Wish Corruptor

[silver[[rivid]]]

Geanted, but you turn out to be the only who knows about it and everybody thinks you are the wierdest ever and shun you FOREVA!

I wish that I could fly

[Sakura]

Granted, but the bird flocks are zooming everywhere and you constantly fly into them and you are constantly covered in bird poo and have bruises and scars from colliding with their beaks and claws.

I wish this writers block was gone.

[Skystripe]

Granted, but everyone who uses it gets mad at you and hates shuns you forever!

I wish I had a plate of cheese crackers!

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but they fall in the mud

I wish my cat would always come up to me and keep me warm

[Skystripe]

Granted, but then she pees on you!

I wish I had a pet fishcake!

[silver[[rivid]]]

granted, but the pet fish part eats the cake part and it dies.

I wish I could see through walls

[Sakura]

Granted, but you see something highly government confidential and you are foced into the miserable forces to assure them that the secret is safe and then they found out of your power then manipulate you to take advantage of enemies and just use you for the rest of your life. But while on all of this, they constantly run you through painful tests, attempting to harness your power to bestow on others, but they fail and you go through all that pain for nothing.

I wish I didn't make the reply above so long. xD

[Skystripe]

Granted, but then Silvy wont understand a word you are saying (if it was any shorter)

I wish I was THE STIG! (dum dum DUM!) ;D

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but everyone tries to kill you

I wish the C on my train whistle wasn't out of tune

btw soap, both my cats r boys!

[Sakura]

Granted, but then you wear a darth vader costume that is permantly stuck on you and you can never whistle through the communitive thing again.

I wish I had jedi powers. =D