The Wish Corruptor

[Summerbreeze]

Ok, granted, but the pink and blue ones teleport him to a paralell dimension

[Summerbreeze]

I wish that I could fly and never forget how to!

Ha, beat that!

[Summerbreeze]

anyone?

[Cheetah]

Granted, but you can only raise 20 cm. above ground and can fly at the speed of one km./h.

I wish summer would come tomorrow xD

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but the summer was cold and rainy

I wish that I didn't have to wear glasses or contacts... sorry, that's a bit personal but try

[silver[[rivid]]]

granted, but then you turn bling ((it's okay, I hate them too. Haven't worn mine for over a year now!))

I wish I could do exactly what I wanted, when I wanted, why I wanted to, and etc...

[Cheetah]

Granted, but you are teleported into a two meter by two meter cage to which you can get only the horriblest food and you can not get out. But you can do what you want within the cage xD

I wish I could pig out and eat all the 25 chocolates I brought home, and not pay for them.

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but you are banned from chocolate for the rest of your life and you get ill.

I wish that I was not scared of loud noises.

It's true, I'm kind of allergic to loud things! XP

[Cheetah]

Granted, but you are now scared of silence xD

I wish I'd finally overcome my laziness and post

[Sakura]

<sup>Granted, but you never get a decent muse and write with the intelligence of a rock.

I wish I could morph into any animal and back at will.</sup>