The Wish Corruptor

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but all the animals turn out ugly and everyone ignores you. The animals are slow, heavy and can't fly.
(SORRY!)

I wish that my camera could never break, get lost, get thrown away or be out of battery

[Cheetah]

Granted, but you lose the wish to take any pictures and never use it again until the time it's one of the oldest, worst cameras in the world.

I wish I could find my library card, which I placed God knows where

[Sakura]

<sup>Granted, but it expired and you can never get a new one.

I wish I could jump ten feet high without getting hurt ever.</sup>

[silver[[rivid]]]

granted, but you don't come back down and you are suspended by suspenders from the empire state building for the rest of you da** life

I wish that if you lied, my head would be chopped off and if I told the truth I would be strangled.

[Sakura]

<sup>oooo, burn >3

Granted, but every time you're strangled, you are strangled with twizzlers. And every time you tried to get your head chopped off, you would do it with sasuge.

I wish I had the power to make plants bend to my will and every command without ever betraying me.</sup>

[silver[[rivid]]]

[glow=red,2,300]lol I still love you

Granted, bu-u-u-ut the plants burn to the ground and never rise again, so you burn too...
o-o-o-o-oo-o-o-o-oooooo-ooh

burn baby burn


I wish I was a girl anddidn't have to worry about idiots.[/glow]

[Cheetah]

Lol, granted, but girls have many many idiots to worry about, too xD

I wish the petition for a 3-day weekend/4-day week would be granted *Don't we all? xD*

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but the week gets even harder and work is hard on weekends too!

I wish I had a kitten... ANDIT CAN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG OR DIE

[Cheetah]

Granted, but after 1 hour with the kitten you develop an allergy to cat fur and are forced to get rid of it.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream I can consume right now, which is not poisoned, and which I am not allergic to xD

[Sakura]

<sup>Granted, but you get the most massive brain freeze ever that lasts for a week and you never get used to it.

I wish I had a million American dollars.</sup>