The Wish Corruptor

[Cheetah]

Granted, but you're teleported to Africa where it has the same value as toilet paper.

I wish I would grow hair down to the middle of my back in one day, or better one hour xD

[Sakura]

<sup>Granted, but the hair never stops growing and consumes your whole body.

I wish I could live and breathe underwater with no pollution and friendly fishies without any problems or disease.</sup>

[Summerbreeze]

Granted but you are banned by the sea king to leave a tiny cave and you can't live on land

I wish that my hairbands would never break

Btw Vheeath, I already have 2 cats and I'm not allergic

[silver[[rivid]]]

[glow=red,2,300]
Granted, but you die beofre using even one and those that are left over burn

I wish I could dream good dreams[/glow]

[Summerbreeze]

Ganted, becomes but good becomes bad and bad becomes good

I wish i could live in a world of sweets and chocolate, with tootpaste (don't we all)

[Cheetah]

Granted, but sweets and chocolate all start tasting like toothpaste

I wish I got a 100% on my science project without presenting it xD

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but in all your others tests you get under 5%

I wish my brother was kind

[silver[[rivid]]]

[glow=red,2,300]
granted, but like all my other posts, he died after he says please once

I wish I didn't have to ever go to school...[/glow]

[Summerbreeze]

S.WINTER YOU HORRID PERSON. MY MUM'S BROTHER IS DEAD AND I DON'T WANT MINE TO BE TOO!

Granted, but your parents make you home schooled instead

I wish nobody used the words die or death

[Cheetah]

Granted, but everybody in the world dies within one day of the last usage of the word.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.