The Wish Corruptor

[silver[[rivid]]]

((haha lol, I just pick on newbs. Or people that act like newbs. You will get used to it soon, cause I be stoping soon lol))

Granted, but you get called newb for the rest of your life

I wish I was an awesome artist of any kind

[Cheetah]

Granted, but as Sakura said, you become obsessive about it so you scare people so much no one cares how good it is.

I wish I had a wardrobe full of awesome, comfy, warm clothes.

[Sakura]

What's the poor me 7.20 for?

It's for her starting school at 7:20 in the morning every week day.
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Granted, but right becomes wrong and wrong becomes right so, you do everything wrong.

I wish I was the best singer in the world.
[though i cant sing worth crap XD]

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but everyone gets a new fasion, which is Twister, so everyone ignores you!

I wish that Muffin the fox that goes to my dad's work could visit me

[silver[[rivid]]]

granted, but she goes by once and dies

Iwish I was out of high school

[Sakura]

<sup>Granted, but without your diploma, you're stuck at working at a no-star filthy fast food place where fat greasy trucker guys flirt with you and you are paid half of a mimimum wage and have to work ridiculously long hours every day.

I wish I could sprint ten miles without tiring.</sup>

[Cheetah]

Granted, but you have horrible needles in your feet you can not get rid off, and running causes you pain so extreme you have to abandon it forever.

I wish my teeth would be naturally straight without wearing braces/anything of the sort and would not fall out until I turn 80.

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but they turn yellow, then black and they are so soft you can't use them

I wish that there was a word called flibbertygobbergibbet

[Sakura]

<sup>Granted, but it turns to the only word you can say for the rest of your life and no one can understand you.

I wish I had watermelon right now. [poison-free, nice and juicy, no bugs/seeds/assassin puppets]</sup>

[Summerbreeze]

Granted, but the skin is rock hard

I wish the handle on myscissors were pink leopard patterned